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Umurangi Generation, Spoiled (Part 3)

This is not a happy story and it does not have a happy ending in the strictest sense. But the nihilism doesn’t extend backward, and I would caution you to think things through before walking away from this game with the idea that we’re in exactly the same boat.

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Umurangi Generation, Spoiled (Part 2)

Umurangi Generation lives in the world of reproduction. The true reason why nobody impedes our movement is because we are meant to exist in the diorama of each level as though time stood still and we were the only ones aware of it. Our goal is not to capture the dynamism of life as we, the Voyeurs, experience it, but essentially our job is to make our own postcards.

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The Article Where I Talk About Umurangi Generation In Full Detail (Total F*ckin Spoilers Ahead), Part One

Hello. This is part one of an article about Umurangi Generation, my favorite game in 2020 and probably the best game that came out in that whole year, cinematic storytelling and painstakingly-crafted 3D animations be damned. I liked the game a lot. Go play it. It’s out on Nintendo Switch now.

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Missing Inspiration

First Impressions: Little Town Hero is a game with a lot of interesting ideas; unfortunately, the implementation of some of those ideas needs some work.

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First Impressions: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Hey y’all, it’s been a minute since I’ve done a post, so let’s change that! I recently got a Nintendo Switch, and I’ve been kind of hurriedly playing all the games at once on it just to catch up to where everyone else is right now. One of the games I decided to throw down […]

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Soccer Hooligans, Posh Weezers and More in Today’s Pokémon Sword and Shield Trailer

WEEZER HAS A TOP HAT!